RECALL NOTICE!IMPORTANT!The maker of all human beings is recalling all
units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious
defect in the primary and central component or heart. This is due to a
malfunction in the original prototype units, resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect
has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or
more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily symptomized by loss of
moral judgement.
Some other symptoms are:
The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at
fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and
service, free of charge, to correct this SIN defect, at numerous
locations throughout the world. The number to call for the recall
station in your area is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
WARNING: Continuing
to operate the human unit without correction, voids the manufacturer’s
warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list
and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free
emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S for prompt assistance at any
location worldwide. Author unknown |